The Bunny Dictionary

Okay, I was a little rushed earlier, but it gave me and daddy time to get more entries into the Bunny Dictionary. So here is a slightly improved and longer version.

The Bunny Dictionary

• Snoopervising - When a bunny secretly checks in on it's human, while looking like he is wanting treats/attention.
• Slave - a bunny owner
• Bunstruction - This has two meanings the first is *constructive i.e. chewing a new hole in a cardboard box fort. or *destructive i.e. chewing a hole in the middle of the living room carpet.
• Disapproval - The look every bunny has from the day they are born to the day they die (and likely into the afterlife as well).
• Nomming, nommies, nommables - One word discribes this FOOD!!!!!!
• Rabbitude - Bunnies with attitude
• Bunny Butt, Royal Bunny Butt (BB, RBB) - When a bunny is offended by something/someone they will turn their backs. The severity of the butt will depend on the severity of the precived offense. i.e. a minor offense can be taking a picture of them in the litter box. The most extreme offenses call for the Royal Bunny Butt and a grudge that can last for days or weeks, some examples of these offenses are Cleaning (cages, litter boxes), nail clipping, brushing, giving medications and taking them to the vets.
• Flop, Flopping, Super Flop - When a bunny "flops" onto his side, a veriation of this is the Super Flop, recognized by the bunny jumping into the air, twisting on to his side before landing in a full flop. (A flop is a sign that your bunny is content in it's surroundings).
• Binky - a jump either stationary or running, combined with a twisting motion in midair. (a sign of happiness)
• Bunny 500 - When a bunny races around a room at full speed, often combined with binkies and flops.
• Loafing - When a bunny lays down with all four feet tucked under him (they look like a "loaf" of bread)
• Sphinx - similar to the loaf, but the front feet stick straight out in front of them.
• Big Bad Alpha Bun - An older established bunny that dictates the rules of the house.
• NIC Condo - Neat Idea Cubes - square wire frames that are supposed to be used as shelves, but bunny owners/slaves use them to build cages/condos for their bunnies.
• Crasins - Dried cranberries are a favourite (and addictive treat) for bunnies, aka bunny crack.
• Husbun - a male (neutered) bunny companion for a female bunny.