The following are things that were NOT my fault.
-Tipping over the Christmas Tree. I was
-Chewing the power cord on the inflatable Santa Claus; I thought that it was a giant attacking my human, so in a bold move to save him, I chewed the power cord.
-Peeing on your cookies; I heard my young human say that those cookies must taste like the litter in my potty box.
-Chewing holes in the bottom of all the stockings; I kept hearing the oldest humans saying that the stockings weren't holey to keep with Christmas traditions.
-Chewing open the Christmas presents; I can't read, and I can't shake the presents so I wanted to see which ones were mine.
-Marinating the turkey in my pee; I heard my human dad comment that the baking pan looked like my litter box, and the stuffing as looking like the litter..... Well, I really needed to go, and was to far from my potty box.